yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
