Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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