I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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