I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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