He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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