So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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