I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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