im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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