i think i have herpe
just one?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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