i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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