I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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