Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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