She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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