He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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