We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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