I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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