He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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