what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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