KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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