fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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