I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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