Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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