we have officially lost it.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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