I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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