bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Oh Jesus.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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