I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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