he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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