you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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