called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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