So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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