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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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