The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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