you win again, gameday.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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