hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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