this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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