I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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