Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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