Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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