have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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