i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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