I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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