Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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