I am in a vortex of obligation.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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