his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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