I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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