in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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