If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
