ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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