There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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