I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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