Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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