weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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