it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ugly people sure do ruin things
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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